Joke

I heard someone try to tell this joke using West Virginians.

I knew it was false since a West Virginian can't count to five...

clipped from jokes4all.net Two Kentuckians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?" "Jus' some chickens." "If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?" "Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them." "OK. Ummmmm ... five?"